I Hate Irony“I Hate Irony”I Hate Irony
SCENE I
(A man is simply standing on the stage.)
NARRATOR Life is full of terrible things. It’s full of awful tragedies. Homicides, suicides, infanticides, regicides, ethnocides, femicides, feticides, filicides, fratricides, genocides, acaricides, It’s terrible! But of all the things in the world which I hate, there is one that I despise more than anything else. And that thing is irony. It’s terrible. And it always happens to me, guess that’s just my lot in life. I mean, there are other people who had
The Sandwichtologist“The Sandwichtologist”The Sandwichtologist
SCENE I
(We are at a crowded street corner in a big city. There is a stand on the corner with a shady, salesman type standing on top of a box. He is preaching to people holding two slices of bread.)
SANDWICHTOLOGIST Come people, look on and see the simplistic magnificence of these! (He gestures to the slices of bread. A man stops and thoughtfully looks at the Sandwichtologist.)
PEDESTRIAN What’s so magnificent about those? Isn’t that just bread?
SANDWICHTOLOGIST No,
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